We haven't done a blog entry for a while but this little adventure merits one, I think. Rascally wild boy Tarka outdid himself last Saturday.
The morning's fun was fairly benign and very amusing to watch. When we were in the park, he found what must have been an animal hole. He started pouncing like a coyote, digging frantically, and making funny little bark noises I've never heard before. Then he ran figure-eights around his hole like a lunatic. His friend Puddle the Great Pyrenees came to join in and pretty soon the two of them were rolling around wrestling in the hole. They had a wonderful time and both got covered in mud. That was what I call "good mud" - by which I mean the kind you can leave to dry, and brush out a couple of hours later. In the evening it was a different story.

We went out for an near-dusk walk at Prairie Wolf, which is a 40 acre off-leash dog exercise area about 20 miles north of Chicago. Perfect for Tarka who can run around hunting and tiring himself out (not) while Willie and I walk more sedately along the trails. At one point Tarka disappeared into some bushes for a while, and a few minutes later came running back to Willie and me, very happy with himself, and smelling foul. He had some kind of disgusting brown stuff ALL over his ruff and his face. Even Willie said "keep away from me".
Willie was having a drink of water (clean water that I brought with us) but Tarka wasn't thirsty. Or was he? The next thing I saw was Tarka drinking out of a black, slimy mudpit. He even ran through it - the dog who doesn't like to get wet. Then a few minutes later, while running (he barely even slowed down for this), he projectile-vomited what he had just drunk. On the whole I think it was a good thing that this stuff exited his body before it could do any damage.

Then he started rolling on the ground - maybe trying to remove some of the disgusting brown slime on his neck, or maybe trying to spread his delicious smell around the park some more. Meanwhile Willie was perfectly clean without a speck of mud anywhere on his body, just playing nicely with his pink squeaky ball. Though he was very interested in the smell and did go over to inspect the ground that Tarka had just rolled on.
So we had a half-hour ride back in the car with this stinker. I had the AC pointed right at my face. I thought poor Willie was probably suffocating in the back with Tarka, but then I saw him licking Tarka's neck. Willie likes to clean Tarka and I guess he was trying to help out. Or maybe he just thought it tasted good. Probably the latter, since we know Willie will eat anything. And we wonder why "we" get parasites.
Tarka had an emergency bath when we got home at 8 pm. So did the rugs in the car. So did I and everything I was wearing. He is clean and fluffy now, ready for his next thrilling adventure.
I wasn't sure what the brown slime was. At first I thought it was some kind of poop, but then when I opened up a can of green tripe for their dinner, it smelled the same. So then I thought it was it was a very rotten, dead animal. (You may ask, why were they having green tripe for dinner? Because Tarka, who along with Willie is a very good food scavenger, has manag

ed to pick up hookworms, and has to take Panacur powder. He is very clever at finding medicine in his food so green tripe is the only thing that disguises it.)
Anyway, I have since been reliably informed by our friend, Mary Bowyer, that the offending substance was deer poop; actually, it was probably deer diarrhea, given how thickly it was spread. Lovely. Mary sent us a photo of
her wild boy Taff, wearing exactly the same make-up. She had a half-mile walk home with him that day, and was not pleased. I still say that's better than sharing a car.
Tarka is just barely civilized. I think he may be part coyote. Really.
Photo of Taff courtesy of Mary Bowyer.